Maybe the trench coat might set you back five bucks, as would a brand new broom stick. Deck of cards retail for a couple of bucks. Not a big deal. A five o’clock shadow is free. It’s Gambit’s boots that are tricky. I’ve looked at dozens of Gambits, from pin-ups to covers to comic panels and I don’t know whether to tell you go rain boot or lean towards a snow boot. I’d say buy the cheapest craziest looking boots that will fit. The more buckles and buttons the better.
The year is 1998
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
barack speaks for all of us